Here I am!!!
So, today was "Grafton Celebrates the Holidays", which was a town-wide celebration for the holidays and Aud decided to take me to my puppy socialization class kennel to get my picture taken with Santa. The joke was on her - she thought it would be a cheesy polaroid situation where she could get her own pictures, but it turned out to be a professional photo op where they have "packages" (woof - whatever that is). Since we waited in line, we stuck it out (after all, proceeds went to a local dog shelter) and while we were waiting, I was DA MAN (once again) and everybody was all over me. It was great until the CAT arrived. . . .
Cue in the dramatic standoff music at this point. This cat walked into a 2000 square foot room with a dozen dogs and she OWNED the place. She approached the big dawgs first, they all stepped back. The room got real silent at this point. . . So what do I do? Head goes down, butt goes up and I barked at the foolish feline. . .
BIG mistake. Cattitude (not her name, our encounter didn't include any pleasantries such as introductions) sauntered over to me and I got braver and braver as she approached. She came within range, I made my move and BOOM - I'm pinned down to the floor. What humiliation, the whole room was laughing! She releases me and I've got a rep to uphold, so I go for her again. And again. And again. All with the same result - DOWNED REPEATEDLY by a feline, ohhh, the horror. . .
I'll get over this. I've got two cats to practice on at home. Next time, Cattitude is MINE!
Until then, CHOW BABY!
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